what a strange world.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008


see? this is why i actually fail physics x) drawing with stephanie during physics. but ONLY because i alr learnt that chapter (: frst time we draw untl so nice. all our 'continuous' drawing, meaning each person draw a line or something like that. hahas FIRST TIME SO NICE. I AM DAMN PROUD OF MYSELF. CHECK IF YOUR NAME IS THERE. for those who are not, sry, maybe next time (:

i do nth but stare at the ceiling thinking abt you and how you actually living your life in a lie;

i better learn to let go;

and remove totally everything;

camwhoring with my CLASSMATES and friends in sch tmrw and print all out and put into a pretty photo album (:



Sunday, March 23, 2008

enrolment service on sat. as usual, have too do first aid. but in the end, i became the photographer of GB. 'kicked' Jin Hua off her post x) so now i am the photographer of my class and GB. goody (: i want to take part in the photo taking competition wanlin won last yr.can win good prizes. but have to borrow camera from my auntie. hers got standard one x)



aiya skip enrolment. so boring. played joyce ler PSP for quite long then when we went to Macs and stick our butts to the chair for like 4 and a half hr. thx stephy and ruthie for teaching me rates of change (: you made my trip to macs constructive (: unlike the tennis trip to kovan Melody x) went to print pics with joyce ler (: those want to see what i printed can come and ask me :) so far Mario and those who went macs wth stephy saw.left macs and stupid stephy wanted to throw my ankle socks in public at the interchange x) stupid shitttt. hahahs then joyce ler looked at the kiddy bra then JUST BECAUSE got pocket then she was like, 'EH, can keep secret money x)'hahas damn funny. left her and walked down to the mrt. suppse to go home one luh. didnt feel lyk gng weedys place. until i recieved a strange phone call... hahas continue tmrw. nid to go catch my beauty sleep

Friday, March 21, 2008

Mario whole day say nth to blog abt. where got dont have. school life so fun. everyday can see your classmates. dont see them can die lorh. somemore Mario's class same lyk mine, all crazy one. just that 4B2 not as crazy as 3B2'o7. hahas which is STILL my class ^.^v i die also must go chalet this year. otherwise i will go crazy. every yr must go chalet one. life is boring now when i go home. so nth much to blog abt either. except that for the past few days when Ann didnt call me and Mario, life was very peaceful. so me and mario talk on the phone, latest record was 1 hr 20 min. Mario we have to get higher records. somemore we can talk for so long only got a few topics. Ann, Asshole, her class and my class. hahas and the way she eats also damn gross xD Mario thx for bring fruits for me (: Ann thx for lending me your shoes which was of no use bcos i only wore it for less than an hour (: played tennis with AA and Ann. for beginners like me and not so frequent players like AA, we are considered damn good (: for ppl who go for tennis and can only shoot 20 out of 100 balls(as calculated by AA) like Ann only goes to show that she should go for tennis class everyday INSTEAD.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

hello im joycelerpeixuan the Lumpy and Ugly and part of the Rollie Pollie Ollie family. i love to roll in mud. i always eat the Kampong Chicken Rice below my house with Edna Lu the pretty. i miss eating with her there. i love to fry myself in the french fries machine and always try to push myself into the machine when i know i cant even fit one finger into it. i love to take in a deep breathe of my own fart and love to compare it with Edna the Pretty. I am very jealous that edna's new love is Steven Lim. i am gonna fight with her and make sure i win steven lim's heart. and i will :D

Hello. I'm edna, and I'm very ugly. I thank Joyce for being my friend cos she's so pretty! :D And it makes me very happy. I love to fart when I'm free and ask my friends to smell. I just wanna blog and say I found a new love, he is so hot and handsome, he blows me off my feet. He is steven lim. I think I can match well with him cos we're both compatible! I'm very very bored so I wanna blog.

Byebyebyebybeyeybeybeye!

Lovezyo!

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Friday, March 14, 2008

Kueky, stay on singles.
You are better alone (:
Why must let her have it the way she wants?
She want so you must let her play issit? NO LORH.
You are not satisfied i can see that.
You know what is best for yourself.
You already told me you are better playing alone.
You know what position you want to play.
Dont bother about what she wants.
Enough of all the giving way and stuff.
Now is not the time to shoulder everything.
You dont have to feel bad by fighting with her for singles.
You are a nice person thats why you want to let others have their way and you yourself suffer.
You dont have to let her be just because you are Captain.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

alright back from that stupid 'refugee GB camp'

Orhbeegood weedy and their gang were late for check in cos they just happily went to macs to eat breakfast x) And many ppl got mixed up with the check-in time so they have to wear full-u to do breakfast duty and to carry their bags all over the place as punishment. So poor thing. Somemore they ate macs for breakfast alr and still have to eat the breakfast in GB. Sibei poor thing. So the camp had a bad start lah. Until group time. Just when my whole squad was listening to me and Mario 'fight verbally' they all were laughing like dont knw what lah. All very cute, our Platoon Head have to come and spoil everything so me and Mario were like emo-ing during Platoon time. Boring Boring Boring. Cant really rmbr alot of things lah. All i knw was that during the camp, i kena touched alot of times EVERYWHERE by them. Hais, THIS KIND of juniors also have x)waited for Tiffany to come sch to pass me slping bag. Ass brother had to lend his friend at this time our slping bag. What an Idiot.

I'm starting to suspect if Kueky has legs or not. She took 2 whole damn hours just to get to school.Okay lah, from where she's staying, its damn troublesome for her to walk out of her house just to get to the bus stop. She says it takes 15 mins. but after that, it shouldnt take so long right? I still think she crawled to school that day. While waiting, me joyce and karlene we went to the dont-knw-what corner at F block. And STUPID JOYCELERPEIXUAN shout into the pipes! or should i say scream and shout? wahpiang! Is like damn loud lah! Somemore the St John's were at the classroom nearby. hahas sibei embarrassing lah. When drill was over, just nice Kueky finally managed to 'Crawl' to school (: okay lah THX TFKW. the way you assemble your initials are wierd. its okay Ann, dont be jealous (: i'm sure Tiffany will go down to school to pass you sth also when you really REALLY need it :)

Me and Mario always damn high when it comes to lights out :p She always sing, 'love me baby, kiss me baby, hug me baby, ...' Just imagine lah, this kind of HORRIBLE AND SPOOKY AND UN-IMAGINABLE[sry eng failed this term :D] voice, i have to bear with it for TWO horrible nights. somemore, her legs just throw all over me and J! hahas J damn funny she go grab Mario's most sensitive part on the leg then she keep wriggling on me! piang eh almost died pls. Mario, you are just like another Celine can? watch with her Leap Years can also die. NON-STOP WRIGGLING ON THE SEAT.

2nd day were mainly games but the whole company was damn damn damn dead so after breakfast, they gave us siesta (: that is something that is always back by popular demand (: AFTERNOON NAPS (: actually the first one was not lah it was more of morning naps. but i didnt get to sleep for that. Had to run around to get the new camp tees from seniors. after that, had to go down for secret meeting among the sec4s and the 2 seniors. where got time to sleep pls... actually during the meeting, we really had alot of things to comment jsut that we dont know how to put it to words so we just didnt comment anything. oh wells, anyw the camp is over so, no hard feelings (: went out of sch to play games. first time sq11 feel so accomplished in games okay. we like manage to score so high and complete so many stations (: but if we didnt stop to wait at the stupid Maths station.

if you read this, i got sth to tell you. pls luh you dont always need to follow the rules one okay. its not a must to follow everything. its a game. what is game? A game is sth that doesnt need to follow the rules ALL the time. bcos of that stupid station, we didnt have enough time to complete the last station. BUT at least when we went to ET's station opp the market, we scored 200 over points bcos me and joyce ler did all the actions and they all had to guess (: that station was the most fun one cos they all damn slack while me and joyce had to think of the actions to act out for them xD

we scored the highest for the games and so we managed to bid higher for al the food that we were suppose to eat for lunch.i think we damn mean x) we alr knew what food we want to eat alr but we purposely bid others so that we can raise the bids higher so that the other grps have to spend more points and they would have lesser points to bid for the special items (: this is called smart (: alright here's the most pek cek part. we had plain rice, side dishes and 4 packets of chicken rice. 1 packet confirm must give to CY cos that bloody idiot damn #$%^$%^ choosy when it comes to food pls. then we give all out and we seniors had to eat the plain rice and stuff. thats not all. each grp had 1 packet of fruit juice. from the start of the table, they pour pour pour all the way till the start of me, mario, joyce and others, NO MORE ALR. how nice leh. all their leftovers also give us. it sucks to be their seniors sometimes. some juniors just love to be SELF-CENTRED. not trying to say the seniors are very good bcos there is one is our grp. all she did was ask ppl to help others to finish. did she do anything? NO NO NO. as usual, the last table had to do all the dirty job ALL THE TIME. Kueky, now you know why we hate some of our juniors? even michelle our senior put her words into actions unlike the officers. they addressed this problem of making us seniors to finish all their leftovers and that how DISRESPECTFUL they were towards us and stuff. aiya this kind of things doesnt go into the brains of our juniors pls cos after that they STILL make us eat their food -.- THX ANN FOR LENDING ME YOUR SHORTS (:

after lunch, sweedy forced us to have siesta for half an hour, replacing drill (: and we get to sleep on the ava theatrette (: hahas i actually slept with pei tian (: and idk what happened after that. at night we had games and it was damn damn fun (: we learnt to play with morse codes and i actually understood what they were trying to signal. im a genius ^.^v alright me mario and joyce ler we were highing because of jasmine liew xD hahas damn damn gross i knw. after that was singing time and that was when mw and joyce confirmed that sweedy and weedy were sisters. why? because both are equally Psycho one x) 2nd night was the most gross one. weedy literally was on top of me pls. piang eh i knw she was seriously highing and damn happy so we called Kueky cos she sent a few msges and i damn lazy to reply so call her to say all at one go lorh. after we hang up, she got even worse pls. and so nice our junior had to take a pic of us. waseh it really looked damn bad i tell you first. dont even try to imagine pls x)Mario, if they ever release that pic, that would be the end of us alr x) bowling was fun for me and JL and maybe Mario but the others play until damn dead so me and JL played for everyone in the end so that the scores would be higher.yay first time in my whole 4 yrs of camp did sq11 get a placing. we got third for camp! hehe best achievement ever

ohmygosh i finally blogged finish (:

went out with joyce ler on wednesday to catch the sneak preview for step up 2. first time bought a ticket through the AXS machine (: post the pics another time (:

Thursday, March 06, 2008

yeah many things happened (:
i became a nanny on wednesday.
i had to bring kids out to J8.
ate at long johns with the old ones, middle old ones, and the youngest ones.
i came to knw 3 sec1s, 1 sec2 today. not bad lah
at least earned sth. i came to knw nicole, valarie and celine, all frm 1-7. (all siao one by the way)
hillary, valarie's older sis. her character same like me one. i think she also will become authistic if she knws joyce ler. cos her character is like, just another edna lu. she a little bit also laugh. told her that typical singaporean teenagers just LOVE to blast LOUD music into their ears. even when bombings happen arnd them also dont even knw i tell you first. she started to laugh. i said i have 3 quiz the nxt day. so ann asked me "then you want to go home?" i said NO right away and hillary started to laugh again. srsly another typical edna lu style (:
tfk and joyce went for their tuition after lunch and window shopping with us and nicole went home.

the 5 of us FINALLY decided to watch Leap Years. damn reluctant to watch lah srsly. but since ann wants to watch, then just go lorh. IN THE END, AFTER WE BOUGHT THE TIXs, ann's mom called her to go home bcos KMC called the mom abt her results. guess what she told her mom? my mind is mentally blocked from Emaths. hahahs damn funny! her mom wants to use her HANDS to unblock her mnd. cos just nice the remaining five of us was standing at the bananas in pyjammas toy car machine so i started to play arnd with it., and dont knw why the four of us were like highing and laughing like nobody's business when ann was crying. okay. end of story hahas actually still got a few. shall go sleep now.

Monday, March 03, 2008

Da jia hao. I invade edna's blog again. I love doing that cos I like to beautify her blog with my post. :D Edna I very sad ok. You know why, cos theres camp and I dont want to sleep with you. Cos You velly ugly. Later I got nightmare.

And hor, I want to eat apple pie now. I very stress leh, like so stress Ill use the pen knife and write the Apple Pie words on my wirst and get ready to be send for counselling but i don't care yknw? Im so so sos so full yet hungry. I just have to invade yr blog cos Its very fun! Hahahahaha!

Hi, Im edna, Im ugly and I love to dig my nose.
Want to see me dig?
Feel free to come to 4B2 and see me dig. Stef yeo is my digging partner.
She can dig as well as me too! ;) *wink wink.

Love!!!

Sunday, March 02, 2008

yay today is GB Leadership Conference (:
i think i have alot of crazy friends. we actually suppose to meet up at 7am in hlm macs for breakfast. me, stephy, ruthie, delicia, joyceler, karlene, jazziel and zaboof we all met there. but i was the last to reach cos i woke up a teeny weeny bit late. hahas i was late bcos i actually stood at my room door, thinking what bag shld i bring today x)bcos of that i wasted dont know how many mins alr. we left first bcos we scared late and as usual, have to help ler they all explain why they coming late.

short cut everything, there was NO drill for today. our sch act smart ask them to bring boots for NTH. and and and stupid milk ask the sec5s to come for the conference for nth pls. made them waste their time there. they werent suppose to go pls. such irresponsible tchers also have. actually the newcomer ms tan ren hai bu cuo. she got no attitude to the students just that she like to act boss. camp is in another weeks time. yay get to sleep with Ngiam Weedy Supermario Flower sure dont need to sleep alr. sure laugh until too tired thats why sleep.

stupid joyce know that when i laugh 'silent mode' my back will pain lyk hell. somemore the speaker was speaking so she keep on making me laugh by acting retarded. EH SRY, DONT NEED TO ACT, IS PURELY RETARDED. she keep making me laugh and srsly want to laugh until damn loud but i ren until damn pain x) stupid shit lah she see me in superduper agony she damn happy. this person prone to torture ppl or sth. everybody, beware of joyce ler.

ohyeah lunch and dinner was like everybody dying pls. my clique sat with fumei glennice harlene bianca jillian. ohmy sit with them and eat can just die.... they kept on laughing NON STOP. then all the rice drop on the floor and rather messy also. hahas jillian keep talking with her mouth full of food so delicia and fumei who were sitting infront of her use the rice box cover to block their own faces x) damn funny. and idk why we were laughing abt mushrooms in the end, i had a damn hard time eating my dinner. then jillian go and mimic gims abt her 'contract' thing x) and that she always cannot reach the duster on the board xD
campfire abit failure.

me and fumei literally walked from HQ to hlm macs. but quite fast lah not rly very far cos we kept talking. we were wondering why everyone had a bottle of the new Coke Zero which was totally sugarless. in the end this uncle was eavesdropping on our conversation and told us that they were giving out free bottles outside hlm. hahahas so fumei asked me to act walking arnd then go and take x) hahas damn auntie pls. but not bad lah better than coke light. went macs blow air con. fumei suddenly wanted to go to the salon. i thought she wanted to cut hair. in the end she just wants to see if they closing shop alr so that she can follow cutie home. just when we were wondering to go, cutie walked passed macs and he recognise us! hahas we damn happy then fumei stare at me. after siganaling me, i automatic stood up and we went after him x) hahas damn exciting pls! but he went to that block for some party and it wasnt his house lorh. so dissapointed but we looking for another person to stalk also (: dont know who yet. still deciding.

walked all the way from macs to the tauhuay shop which was rather far also. then, idk why but i told fumei that joyce ler say ec catching up with tiffany alr. tifany starting to lose her charm alr. what the shit lehh ec specs so ugly, hair also copy tiffany, where got good looking? Tiffany, you better buck up i tell you first. you starting to age alr thats why you losing all your charm x) joyce ler, your eyes rly got problems lah. ec your fashion sense rly damn poor like anything.i hope you read this paragraph :) in the end, fumei got dejavu that she dreamt abt me telling her the same thing also. eeyer so freaky.

so westarted to talk abt dreams. hahas idk why i told her that dream of mine and we started to laugh like nuts! she also revealed the ugly side of her dreams also x) ohmy damn hilarious. but mine more funnier than hers cos she thought i play with my dream person x) scare me when i heard the play word x) i mean like, play what?! fumei is a sickgross pervertic pig x) nxt time i shall call fumei the PP, Pervertic Pig. we literally laughed all the way to the shop.

she wanted to eat tangyuan so we ate since tifany recommended it. in the end, it SUCKS! is like we are eating raw tangyuan pls. everything like hard one then cold cold. hahas fumei wanted to take a bowl of hot water andthrow the tangyuan inside for it to become softer x) she thinks she having steamboat or sth xD in her own world one xD today we rly damn unglam pls by looking at the way we laugh alr half our image lost x) we laugh until damn VIGOROUSLY until we started to trmble when we laugh x) yes vigorous is the word to describe how much we were laughing. we even wanted to return them the tangyuan. hahas we couldnt stop laughing over this one. i also dont know why xD high too much alr lah.saw teck guan again -.- i think i damn suay pls. he just now ask me online say why i nv go to the shop with my girlfriend = tiffany. and that i change new girlfriend= fumei the pervertic pig. i damn shock when he suddenly talk to me online.

YES. I FINALLY BLOG FINISH.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY! :D