i'm pissed. stupid blogshops all sell girly stuff. pink flowery dresses and many more. wow you reallly NEVER know what you can see online. how wonderful. whatever happened to variety, choices and style?? i'm looking for skinny scarf and my vest is not yet found. why? because what ppl are selling out there are chiffon dresses and flowery dresses.thanks so much ah.
what a strange world.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Hi Edna your blog is dead,
And your pw is so...
No comments Edna,
It's really worse than mine.
No offence though.
Anyw you better thank God that - didn't read the post okay.
Thank God.
Or I'll just kill you.
Seriously.
(Eh everyone, I'm not talking about TK)
Edna,
Xanga has footprints remember?
:D
And your pw is so...
No comments Edna,
It's really worse than mine.
No offence though.
Anyw you better thank God that - didn't read the post okay.
Thank God.
Or I'll just kill you.
Seriously.
(Eh everyone, I'm not talking about TK)
Edna,
Xanga has footprints remember?
:D
Saturday, September 06, 2008
hi humans. i just went to visit ann's blog and i saw this post full of ann's friend's quotes and omg i just LOVE them. cos its very true thats all (: just that the person use chim words. lets see if i can change them to MY STANDARD KIND OF ENGLISH.
We just have to accept the fact that
people are going to stay in our hearts (Simply, i will never forget you)
even if they don’t stay in our lives.
When we meet again, we'll probably talk about
the weather, because that's what people do
when they grow apart, and that's what
we'll do when we grow apart.(when we meet again, we'll most prolly talk shit cos idk what's going on with you reccently.)
I guess you have more important things to do (go away lah, i dont want to talk to you.)
than talk to the girl that’s in love with you.
Depression feels like home,
& happiness is just a place you visit.
(i'm an emo kid, idk whats the definition of happiness)
The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it.
If you can't ignore it, top it.
If you can't top it, laugh at it.
If you can't laugh at it, you probably deserved it.
(i totally agree with it :D but i will change insults to mockings cos i always kena laugh by ppl for my eng.)
"We ignore the ones who adore us, (if you still can't see me, i'm gonna slap you.)
adore the ones who ignore us,
love the ones who hurt us, (need me to supply you knives to hurt annot?)
& hurt the ones that love us"
Advice is something we ask for,
when we already know the truth. [self-delusional people. i'm one of them (x ]
But wish we didn’t.
The pain you caused (duh, pain just scream luh. still wait until show on face?
won't show on my face. pain until die then you know arh)
Unless someone watched my eyes (want me to shun bian sing
as you walk by. 'When You Look Me In The Eyes' for you?)
A real friend is someone who tries
to pick you up when you've fallen, (wait arh, i go buy handiplast and bandage.)
& if they can't pick you up,
then they lay down right beside you (and take a mat before we lie down.)
Sometimes when a person means that
much to you, (then dont change luh idiot.)
not even the truth can change your mind.
I never stopped loving you, I just stopped showing it.
(luckily i'm not a chameleon,otherwise animal planet will sue me for not doing my job. )
Unless someone watched my eyes (want me to shun bian sing
as you walk by. 'When You Look Me In The Eyes' for you?)
A real friend is someone who tries
to pick you up when you've fallen, (wait arh, i go buy handiplast and bandage.)
& if they can't pick you up,
then they lay down right beside you (and take a mat before we lie down.)
Sometimes when a person means that
much to you, (then dont change luh idiot.)
not even the truth can change your mind.
I never stopped loving you, I just stopped showing it.
(luckily i'm not a chameleon,otherwise animal planet will sue me for not doing my job. )
people arent they're own person anymore (the english wierd right?)
everyone is going around trying to impress people (i will play the Vitamin C song for them)
they'll never see again after graduation.
And after a while the truth doesn't hurt anymore; it starts to kill.
(i will call the cops and seek help from CSI.)
i hate you, and then i love you-
it's like i want to throw you off a cliff..
then rush to the bottom to catch you
(i rly wanna catch you but the gravity pull faster than me luh. dont blame me if you are faster than me hor.)
(i rly wanna catch you but the gravity pull faster than me luh. dont blame me if you are faster than me hor.)
You think it's hard to fall in love? (i will drop to the ground if i fall out.
Try falling out. (pain pain.)
Sometimes, I wish you'd pay more
attention to my favorite songs
because the lyrics sing words the songs
I'm too scared to say. to say.
(those who are my friends, go search the lyrics that i like. start to see the words i scared. winner get a kiss from me.)
(those who are my friends, go search the lyrics that i like. start to see the words i scared. winner get a kiss from me.)
Yes, I plan to forgive & forget;
as in forgive myself for being stupid (I Must be suffereing from STM or sth.)
& forget that you ever existed.
Do you ever wish you could die,
but be alive at your funeral? (no need, just ask caretaker to record down)
just to see who would be there, (who cried and burn it to me.)
just to see who would cry?
Just because her eyes don't tear
doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry (the heart only bleeds. luckily you are not a bio student.)
and just because she comes off strong
doesn't mean there's nothing wrong
she's an artist, a painter actually;
see that 'smile' on her face? (I'm the modern Picasso)
well it's her most famous piece
You've got so nerve
Telling me to smile (you are an asshole cos you made me cry.)
When you're the reason I cry.
When people tell you that you're weird,
take it as a compliment. (ME! ME! ME! talking about me!)
It means you have originality.
So basically.. I have the kind of friends;
where if my house was on fire they'd be standing there (exactly talking about what)
roasting marshmallowsand hitting on the firemen (jasmine yeo would do.)
Try and walk in my shoes.I bet you fall on the first step.
(cos your shoes are too big for my feet?)
alright (: i did it :D sorry ann, not trying to be sarcastic xD
Do you ever wish you could die,
but be alive at your funeral? (no need, just ask caretaker to record down)
just to see who would be there, (who cried and burn it to me.)
just to see who would cry?
Just because her eyes don't tear
doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry (the heart only bleeds. luckily you are not a bio student.)
and just because she comes off strong
doesn't mean there's nothing wrong
she's an artist, a painter actually;
see that 'smile' on her face? (I'm the modern Picasso)
well it's her most famous piece
You've got so nerve
Telling me to smile (you are an asshole cos you made me cry.)
When you're the reason I cry.
When people tell you that you're weird,
take it as a compliment. (ME! ME! ME! talking about me!)
It means you have originality.
So basically.. I have the kind of friends;
where if my house was on fire they'd be standing there (exactly talking about what)
roasting marshmallows
Try and walk in my shoes.I bet you fall on the first step.
(cos your shoes are too big for my feet?)
alright (: i did it :D sorry ann, not trying to be sarcastic xD
people, if you dont understand my comments, tag atmy board. i explain to you (:
Friday, September 05, 2008
here's some jokes to add life to my blog :D if you don't understand, too bad for you cos you have no sense of humour. don't say my level of humour too low. i will wallop you.
You are so poor that when i went to your house, i tripped over 2 cockroaches and a rat stole my wallet.
you are so old that when i sent you to an Old Folk's Home, they rejected you and i had to put you in a Museum instead. (OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!)
you are so stupid that you don't use the computer because you are afraid of the Mouse.
hahahahaha Lastly,
you are so fat that when you wore a white shirt out, people thought: "WAH! SBS came up with a new bus again arh?!"
hehehehehe funny right? :D
i almost died talking to a person: edna, chin
you think you very cool arh? all the z and x. (because that's her email -.- so lianzxz pls)
duh
i think cool just lost its meaning.
maybe (:
oh sorry, dont need to think already
huh?
you just changed the meaning of cool and all the dictionaries have to be returned and republished after changing the meaning of cool
true :D
OMG. talk to you rly can die
what la!
i hate jasmine yeo, my boss, that stupid flower.
shes damn annoying. ask her for TYS she come and i say i outdated. hate her.
i don't care if you are gonna burn my house or what. i got NO MORE house for you to burn already lorh.
Thursday, September 04, 2008
THANKS EVERYONE FOR CELEBRATING/WISHING ME! (:
according to sequence,
30th Aug: Steph.y, Delicia, Valery, Ruth, Joyce.L
thanks for the 'surprise' party! i knew what was happening all this while (: but i didnt say anything cos i dont want you guys to get disappointed. but i still had fun! thanks for making that cake! we didnt finish it and idk if its still at dearlie's house but if its edible, i will eat it on monday! valery! dont forget our close encounter with freddy krouger from 'Nightmare on Elm Street' in the lift! scariest lift experience in my entire life of taking a lift. thanks for the mooncake, skinny tie, one big jar of sweets, cake, the 'longevity' noodle (OMG WE ARE SO CHEENA!)
thanks JL for listening to the reasons why i hate to celebrate my bdae x)
31st Aug: the Tang family and my other friend.
thanks for the Swensen's dinner! hahas since you guys wont be reading this then dont need to blog so long x) thanks for the jeans, the angbaos and thanks auntie for all your nonsense -.-
P.S Cheng Fu Mei, Auntie Karen still rmbrs you as the blur kid who really waited for me at idk which mrt station early in the morning at 10 o' clock and you actually believed that i was gng to wear a ghost costume there and ask for donations. Omg, hilarious.
1st Sep: ONLY FOR JOYCE LER
thanks for wishing me at 12:33 am, on the wrong date, thinking that it was my birthday x) but its okay, i still love you (: i'm waiting for that present that you said :D
2nd Sep (MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY) : Fumei, Jinhua, Delicia, Jewel, Shi Qi, Steph.Y, Tiffany, Joyce See (i bet is Tiffany remind you one), Auntie Annie, Ann, Weedy, Mommy Tan Qing, Jasmine Yeo Lao Da[excuse me, you promised me you get me chocs (=], Vivien and lastly, wanlin!!!! (:
thank you ALL! :D so, i got tricked into walking a 15 min wonderful and nice scenery trail onto tiffany kuek's house. i rarely call her name so i mean serious business this time. this 2 idiots, made me walk ALL THE WAY into the kuek holdings just to see how strong her fan can blow... so to get back at her, me and ann decided to hide her wallet. ann damn best go throw into a bunch of potatoes which by the way, can blend tgt cos of the same colour. but in the end i left it in the fridge x) then we did SOMEMORE walking out to philips. that was A VERY LONG WALK ALSO. well, lunch-ed at ding tai feng and had yoghurt xp omg worse yoghurt i have ever tried. idl whay lah but me and tiffany laughed when they threw the yoghurt into the blender x) well, me and tiffany agree that it sucks because the yoghurt got all the berry bits,
" yea lorh all the yi li yi li still stuck in my mouth" ~tiffany~
well, they didnt throw me this time but ann said there will be a next time. tiffany kuek, you better do sth abt it. well, thanks both of you for the lunch (:
3rd Sep: ONLY FUMEI
we went to watch 4bia and we got REALLY SCARED. ITS REALLY SCARY ESPECIALLY THE LAST STORY. THE FIRST 2 WAS FREAKING SCARY AND THE THIRD WAS BLOODY FUNNY. tell you some parts of it.
Friend 1: "have you ever watched shutter? it ended with the female ghost sitting on the guy's shoulders." (HAHA! JL HATE THIS THE MOST!)
Friend 2: "eh! dont tell me the story lah!"
friend 1: " OMG you mean you havent watched it?"
the next day, they went boat riding and one of their friend shouted, I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD.
Friend 2: hey! sit down! we might capsize!
Friend 3: havent you watched Titanic? jack stands at the edge of the boat shouting I'M THE KING OR WORLD! like that (stands up again)
Friend 1: yea, and the show ends with rose sitting on jack's shoulder.
OMG. THAT PART FREAKING FUNNY! x) i think friend 1 is damn irritating x) and we went to burger king for lunch and fumei took out my birthday cake there (: it was DISASTROUS. i looked exactly like a barbarian! same as last yr! i had to eat an ice-cream cake with my hands, this yr, a strawberry cake with my hands. the whole thing was disastrous man. tsk tsk. Fumei, we still have another movie date with krystal! i think we should call miniwee also. thanks FUMEI! the stray cat story was super funny! sorry to hear that your 8-yr-old ceramic dog is broken! (omg how i hated the dog for always scaring me by just standing at the door way greeting ppl -.- )
oh and tiifany, that was really mean of you to scare celine like that by saying a cat was after her. AND, trying to scare me with that stupid tennis racket. you got potential to be scary because your face is the best tool to do so x) No Offense! :D


