EDGEFIELD PLAINS IS INVADED WITH BEES!
OH SHIT MY HOUSING AREA HAS BEES!
I DONT WANT TO GO SCHOOL TMRW!
UNLESS WEEDY COMES MY HOUSE TO ESCORT ME OR WHOEVER.
BERNICE YOU ALSO FALL UNDER THE ESCORTING LIST.
I'M SCARED!

edna lu is rarely in dispair. this is a very serious problem and it concerns the life of edna lu and your happiness for the rest of her friends lives. because without edna lu, your lives will never be filled with colour, rainbow, butterflies and laughter. Please, this is a serious matter. And bees must never be triffled with. PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

today is a tiring day. me and bernice slept on the bus. hehe. i think we were really damn tired or sth.reached sch in the morinig, tried to slp but CANT cos apparently the national day song is WAY TOO LOUD. and its super irritating to the ears. Noise Pollution. during chinese, i thought we had to go to the stupid tea making session. i then dont want arh. bcos of the 'casualties' that walked out of that cultural room BURNT. so scary. so we just stayed in calss cos we dont want to go to the tea session but in the end we were supposed to go ava to watch some movie. hahas we were guessing what kind of movie they were gonna show us. I Not Stupid or sth. so sad, i missed the 1-9 thing...but we watched this korea movie. is damn touching at the end. is a sure will cry movie. but continue next week. lessons was alright luh. teachers day rehearsal was VERY SUCCESFUL (: here's the picture of the day:

Pick On Something Your Own Size.

cant rly rmbr what happened on the other days but i went to mommy tan qing's house (: her house is damn freaking nice! hehe played audition also at her house (: then she used her cosmetics to test on me -.- alright shall not elaborate on that. hehe yep and she zhen shi de go and tell her mom that i'm her girlfriend. waseh, i got no face to see her mom now x)

and next was homecoming but tcher day rehearsal before that first. had fun just that quite disappointing that so many ppl slowly go home and even those who tick a yes on the class list, in the end also didnt turn up. hais. i'm quite disappointed lah. talk abt camaradarie... when i left, the class thought i was leaving for home then they all huh huh huh. aiyo so cute! hahas luckily i explained to them (: alright left sch to meet them. saw jl and she called iFriend a princess because she arrive only then joyce see and jeya went down to 'pick' her up x) actually we went to hlm to eat ice-cream.

I wanted to confirm who was the one who suggested this kind of lousy idea bcos joyce said it was iFriend's idea. so when i asked, all 3 of them pointed at each other, literally each person had a finger to point at the other x) omgosh quite hilarious luh x) its the 3 of them's idea... quite shit lah the idea. but since its the 3 of them, i think this is the best idea they can come up with alr x) thank iFriend for carrying my bag/carrying my file for almost the whole day, NO THANK YOU for adjusting my bag length. but still. THANKS ANYW :D after the homecoming thing, the y wento the hall to eat the dinner. OMG super embarassing can. they like damn hungry but i cant understand. but you guys should have just taken a look at iFriend. she is REALLY DARN HUNGRY. okay this kind of throw face moment, better not post for the world to see. iFriend, i think i shall just keep this to myself x) went to eat tau huay after the homecoming thing with joyce and fiona. all the 4B1s -.- we bought tauhuay then we found that there was an extra one. iFriend thinks she is very humourous: "maybe is buy 5 items get 1 free, just like Breadtalk xD" walao like that anyhw whack also can. but in the end we gave the extra to joyce because she REALLY looked VERY VERY hungry.

after eating, iFriend's parents was at hougang ave 4 so she asked me if i have bus home at hougang so we decided to walk to hougang mall. then joyce pulled fiona along so poor thing right. like for no reasin kena pulled by them to go with them homecoming with ME of course :D and then to the tau huay shop and THEN to hougang mall. so we walked there briskly instead and we ended up jogging to the traffic light because we were walking WAY TOO FAST cos we cant control ourselves cos we too active alr. haha! one of the jokes on the way iFriend told me: "eh LiLO wait for me! i'm having stitch!" hoho! because i was walking too fast for her x) i think we damn hyperactive at night leh. that time the musical also lidat. i think eating tauhuay is our favourite night activity or sth x) just forever nth better to do at night, eh we go eat tau huay. cannot lah i think soon will change to chomp chomp cos our dear iFriend has always been sugesting to go there just that its too late cos we alr reached the bus stop at the opp.

tmrw is gonna be damn exciting. today after staring at 3 sec1 girls for so long with joyce and jaaziel, they finally said sorry seniors we will ask our monitress to apologise to the 3 of you tmrw. but we changed to the whole 4d2. so tmrw during chi JL gonna come fetch me before we go and accept their 'apology'. EXCITING.

this whole week has been fun(: went to the musical with (according to who i met first) tiffany, vivien, joyce, shi qi, sherminh, denise, mei ee, stephanie and LASTLY, delicia (: played arcade and all, ate and CHIONG-ed to sch pls. i meant literally chiong there. the others went up first and talked to stephy for awhile, feeling super down. went to the toilet and got a call from Ipod. Thanks Ipod anyw it did help lift my spirits a little(: just entered the concert hall only and bumped into mrs tng. super suay bcos she catched us to take picture with her. so cool right, she has a picture of us in her phone. OH YEAH, come to think of it, that was the only pic of what i wore that day! shit man! i didnt take a picture myself. shitzxz what a waste. alright tau huay-ed with tk and crime partner! damn long never talk to crime partner alr :D had fun though (: here's a joke that i think was super funny.
TK:*looks at the musical booklet, choir pic* "eh where is mao arh?"
Me:"zai shui gou li." (in other words, in the drain literally)
hoho! it took her to process the words TWICE before she understand what i said! oh my this ipod is damn funny! i think i'm not gonna call her ipod anym. now even got iPhone come out alr, i shall call her iFriend. coolness (:
alright blog until here first. later ppl say i never post agian. so tao yan.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHERYL
AND
CLARICE CHEONGs!
clarice get well soon! (:

this first 3 days of the week has been wonderful (: National geographic was given out to us and do you knw what was my classmates FIRST reaction? "edna! you're on the cover page!" wah piang ooi then thery keep on showing me "my"pics lah. IDIOT TO ALL THOSE WHO SAID I WAS ON THE COVER PAGE. monday i had fun with everyone, and stayed back for our class's secret meeting (: the meeting was DAMN sucessful, super happy (:

ytd, was EDNA-LU-WAS-SICK-FOR-HALF-THE-TIME day. i was sneezing like crazy pls! must be our classroom damn dusty. then we were having lit lesson, cant expect me to sneeze the kind got the ha chooooo kind right? so i did the silent style. OMG do you knw how pain my nose was, i bet if i wasnt strong enough, all my veins in my nose would have been broken then i will have an endless stream of nose bleed alr. chinese listening comprehension was alright. not that bad. went shopping with stephy at city hall after that. many gross things happened. firstly, the shopping bag of haviannas has a pic of a sperm?! then we were talking abt it then the guy was like, "our boss's one." OMG do you even get it? haha! i was laughing like crazy lah! the guy is rly freaking funny (: on the way home, stephy behaved like a TOTAL AUNTIE. oh my dont even wanna talk abt it. hahas i think we were damn high lah then we jsut nice talking abt the dressing of guys. all their tight tight shorts, also dont knw what they are thinking. then i was like :my uncle only wear shirt. then stephy BURST OUT laughing. walao! stephanie yeo! you damn dirty minded can! GROSS PIECE OF SHIT.

tiday was damn fun (: lessons were okay but things got really fun when me TQ and shi qi started to plan where to go on the day of the musical. so me and yeo decided to bring them to the new dessert shop (: apparently, all of them fell in love with it when i showed them the brochure x) so in the end, we decided to eat dessert, play arcades, then eat dinner then go musical. i know we sound like pigs, eat play eat BUT WE ARE NOT, so dont need to think so much (: JS and TK might be coming along then head to sch for musical tgt. cos we want to play with JS arcade mah. aiyo this 2 girls cant get any grosser anym. here goes:
JS: "ta shi wo de ren."
ME: "eh, ni shi ta de ren arh?"
TK: *gives me the what-the-hell look*
JS: "dui ta shi wo de ren."
TK: "okay, na yi yao gen wo xing."
in case you all dont understand, it means, 'you have to follow my surname'.
walao this 2 person arh, cant stand them. had secret class meeting again tday. we met tgt and complete our task. we did it within arnd 2 hrs okay! super cool. we are damn united and i LOVE IT :D ho ho and i have been singing to my mommy through the day and during chapel (: oh yea! CHAPEL WAS FUN! here goes:
SM: "eh why today you never sleep?"
TQ: "OH cos not tired mah."
TQ: "why today you never slp?"
SM: "ORH, cos dont feel like mah."
walao! i laughed like crazy when they said this pls! they say until like chapel is a time for them to rest and slepp x) or time to go hotel and sleep if they feel like it x) seriously ultimate funny x) by the way, TQ = Tan Qing = my MOMMY and SM = Sher Minh

tmrw is cheryl and clarice's birthday. but i still dont know what to give clarice for her birthday. bubble tea? sry luh age gap difference. hais its damn difficult to buy presents for ppl younger than us or guys which infers to friends or blood related guys over here (: i dont have boyfriend cos i dont like them (:

alright ANN LIM LIN, big enough annot? (:

this week has been fun lah. went out with half my class, went to draw that nine hole teacher when we were banded class cos me and del did the listening alr so we nth better to do then started drawing a portrait of nine-hole teacher, lilo and love angel, and OF COURSE, our lao da (: it was more of our impressions of her lah. there was jasmine green tea, jasmine flower and LASTLY, a pic of her burning our house (as usual) sometimes i wonder why she KEEP on burning houses for me. she like dont burn delicia's one pls.

LAO DA, THIS IS FOR YOU. IF YOU KEEP ON BURNING HOUSES FOR ME, I WILL HAVE TOO MANY HOUSES TO CHOOSE FROM WHEN I GO TO THE OTHER WORLD. AT THAT TIME, ALL THE GHOSTS WILL BE JEALOUS OF ME, AND I ALSO HAVE TO PAY MORE HOUSING TAX ALSO. STRAIN MY OWN POCKET ONLY. AT THAT TIME, YOU WILL HAVE TO BURN MONEY ALR FOR ME. (NOW I KNOW WHO'S POLLUTING THE AIR ALL THE TIME WITH ALL THE BURNINGS) OR MAYBE WE HAVE TO ASK DELICIA TO BURN FOR US COS YOU ARE GOING DOWN TGT WITH ME AND OCCUPY THE HOUSES.

can you guys believe it? she actually threatened to burn my house if i forget to ask cheryl hwa to bring the book for her -.- can her brain get any worse? i think so. and she likes to listen to what we say during add maths lessons. but she's rly good in add maths i must say. so good until when she thought she solved one super duper hard plane geometry qn also must text me telling me how happy she is and asking me to try (just like my mother-.-) okay i love you still lao da (: by the way, your absence doesn't make my heart grow fonder of you (: love ya

okay.life sucks these days. i cant believe i went to FCBC with a bunch of idiots. they totally throw my face pls. one act cool, one dress until so pretty and the last one, omg dont talk abt it x) yea but it was fun.
sentosa outing was fun also! half of our class went to chin house to surprise her in the morning, the other half went to sentosa (: alright bye.

http://www.lyricsbox.com/david-cook-lyrics-always-be-my-baby-p6gkpk3.html
good song (:

i feel damn mean bcos i pranked my older brother 4 times today in all. bcos he went to smoke then ask me if got the smell. really have so i told him that then he straight away go and bathe. then he this person abit screw loose one. come and go out of the house like hotel lidat so he went out again then he come back and ask again. actually is dont have one but i just yea la yea la have la have la. he go and bathe again x) that happened for the third and fourth time also x) ohmy pranking my bro is just simply FUN FUN FUN .(: its bcos spore have such kind of a stupid person thats why water bills always shoot until sky high. and also bcos of this kind of siao-eh, one day smoke dont know how many sticks of cigarettes, thats why the vendors that sell cigarettes do their business so well.

my first video (:

a few days ago, we had listening comprehension during chi lessons. there was this story abt a old man and that his life is very happy because he is easily contented. yea babeh, meet edna. that IS edna (: i'm damn easily contented (: those that went shopping with me or just by going out with me will know that i'm damn easily contented (:

many problems are happening since the june holidays ended.i almost lost 2 of my damn close friends, i was damn not happy in class, and i was being pinned against the wall by this idiot during recess. and our dear tkkw, jian si bu jiu, see me in distress also dont know how to come and save, just down there laugh laugh laugh with js. do you knw how pain it is to be pinned against the wall by an idiot? it is damn pain in terms of physically, mentally and spiritually. somemore all because of a stupid 50cents. thanks alot man idiot.

HEALTH CHECK WAS DAMN NOT FUN OKAY. i was standing in the middle of nowhere then suddenly i heard my name so normal human reaction would be like ' who call me?' . that still not so bad. but i did eye check first so i sit on the bench. that nurse never even say anything, just ask me to cover my left eye. AT THIS POINT OF TIME, MANY THINGS WERE GOING THROUGH MY HEAD. i was analysing her sentence,'cover your left eye' in my head. so in my mind i know if i cover my left eye, my right eye shld be seeing the alphabets. but in the end idk why i went to cover my right eye instead. then i was talking to myself ' eh? how come my left eye can see things?' then at this time, janel was alr laughing at me like nuts. and i was using my hands to cover my eyes also. THIS NURSE ZHEN SHI DE. need to use the black colour thing to cover also never tell me earlier. make me analyse here and there finish alr and use my hand to cover alr then tell me. walao make me throw face. SOMEMORE i already started saying the alphabets while using my hands to cover okayy. she just, 'EH EH EH girl, (points at the black colour thing)' wakao, this nurse is super not responsible pls. after the eye check have to wait for the other counter. then i went up to her. this nurse was talking human language lah but dont know why she sudenly speak so fast. then i 'huh? huh? huh?' then she repeat slower until reach this word (dont know what cheem word luh) then i 'huh? what is that?' she was i think she abit give up hope in me or sth cos her reply was like, '(hais) means to rest your eyes and look at things that are far...' walao. this kind of simple thing she also must use chiminology term one meh? siao. after this, i realised that i ask ALOT of qns.

went to shiqi house after having lunch tgt with del at KFC. guess who i saw? the SUPER UNCOOL AND UNCHIO WEEDY and hillary and her other friend also (: luckily i ate finish my food, otherwise aftet looking at weedy and how she eat, all my apetite will be killed or sth x) had damn alot of fun at shiqi house. watched the ep where it was on horror incidents. i was damn scared alr okay. this stupid vivien come and tell us abt the tuition tcher say this ghost like to pull girls ponytails especially from PLMGSS. walao then i scared enough alr. moments later, somebody keep flicking my hair then i realised it was vivien. AIYO SO MEAN LAH! WANT TO SCARE ME! then i need to go toilet i asked shiqi to go with me and to stand outside the toilet door to talk to me.i know it sounds damn retarded but wait till you try when you are watching a horror movie and you need to go toilet. after i came out, i went to look arnd shiqi's room.YEA COOL AND NICE LIKE MINE (: just nice channel U was playing their BBT song so shi qi damn excited hurry run down leave me alone in the room! walao! i was damn scared okay! then suddenly shiqi ran up again to 'fetch' me. i was sort of on the verge to cry on the way down. luckily i didnt arh. after that they took my unglam's and they wanted me to do an action of rihanna luckily i didnt. or else...

realise that i have been using red to highlight? because today during geog lesson i had to type on the laptop while mrs wong was talking then she ask me to highlight in red so i did. in the end, she was like why you keep using orange. i just went where got? this valery and delicia also zhen shi de. mock me. idk why but the colour of orange and red on mrs wong's laptop got no difference pls.

Lets make this a quick and short one (:
today, Mr tang gave us 2 shocking news. one, the issue of pass for permission to leave the class. what the shit mannn. does this sound familliar to you? yes it happened in Primary school. now even a pass is not enough. when we go down for PE lesson also have to stand in 2s then go down tgt. i think this part might be fun though (: i was saying during assembly,
'so if only one person at a time then can take the pass to leave class, does it mean during fire drill, only one by one then can go down? then the pass must pass here pass there so that we all can go down?' at this point of time, chin they all were laughing at me, and even lao da mock me. ooiii i saying the truth only what. after all my qns, its very obvious that mr tang and his 'so-called' committee members did not take this 'pass-thing' into deep consideration and this plan is obviously not fool-proof.


two, sec4s/5s have to sit in front for assembly. OMG we sat infront for all 4yrs in PL. that's how'ill-disciplined' we are thats why need to sit in front. super irritating. but stephy say sit infront better. we can see more beautiful views and we can blow wind. what senseless logic right -.-

OKAY PPL.SAY GOODBYE TO SECONDARY LIFE, WELCOME BACK TO THE TIME WHERE WE WENT TO KINDERGARTEN.